To paraphrase my personal hero Kanye, the biggest regret I have is that I will never read my posts on my Friends Page before I have written  them.

I would say my posts about my bowling scores are probably the 4th most important thing on the internet (Drudge, Daily Kos and Perez Hilton are the top 3, natch).

I ain't going to say I'm better in Obama in everything, but I am better than him in bowling (and without making special olympics slams either).

Tonight was the best game I have ever bowled- a 181,  Seven frames in a row with either a strike or spare.  Only one frame all game in which I didn;t get a strike or a spare.

My scores for the night were 130, 119 and 181, because I have the reflexes of Dr. Johnny Fever.

Okay, now you have read about my bowling scores, you are free to go.