Anybody else getting the "Diet" google ad on their LJ?  Anybody thinks she looks better 'before' than 'after', or is it just me?

Wrestlemania 25 is this year, and if I'm Vince McMahon I want the biggest main event I can sign.

In 25 years, he has brought in Pete Rose, Mike Tyson, G Gordon Liddy, Joan Rivers, Liberace, Floyd Mayweather, Snoop Dog, Ray Charles and a bunch of other big name celebrities.

May I suggest for WM25- Billy Mays vs Vince the ShamWow guy.

Billy says "It's on!"  He's going to drop Vince... Kaboom!

Vince might want to give Billy a Slap Chop... to the forehead!

Hell, you can even have Video Professor guy as guest timekeeper, Matthew Lesko as the guest referee, and Ron Popeil at ringside as guest of honor.  Like the best pitchmen would say, this is an idea that sells itself.

In wrestling, you got to have a face (good guy) and a heel (bad guy), and you can't tell me this isn't perfect.

Billy is the face, of course.  The confident, helpful everyman.  Like Hulk Hogan, he is a "real American", and his goal is to help Americans live their dreams by buying his products.  Trust him for advice on which cleaning products, wall hangers, scratch remover, and even life insurance.

Vince, of course the heel.  He doesn't care if you buy his products or not, because he knows they are good for you.  Hell, you better call now, because he can't hock his wares all day.  Cocky, arrogant (You followin' me, camera guy?), he is everything a great heel is.   Just five seconds into his ad, and you already hate him.  (Side discussion: do people really spend $20 a month on paper towels?  No wonder the economy is in such bad shape)

Book this, McMahon!  Make this happen.