As long as I didn't end up "plastered Hoff laying on a floor eating a hamburger", I consider it a win.

OK, the trifecta is complete.  You can credit glitterboo.

So, here is a picture of a young Hassellhoff with his shirt off.

David was, last I looked, at #3 on the UK charts.

Also, with any luck, maybe a David Hasselhoff/Pete Doherty feud will come up and I will never have to look for original content to put on this blog ever again.  Yeah... (and with Jack Osbourne as his youthful sidekick) oh yeah.

Fuck it.  I'm tired of blogging.  I'm just going to turn this into a David Hasselhoff tribute page.



Why?  Because he could have had Princess Di.

Why?  Because he puts the "over" in "overproduced".

Why?  Because he's a genius.